How To Call a Law Firm


Law Firm – Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, and Schwartz. 

Phone

Landline

So this guy, not Bruce Lee -but- this other guy.

He called by phone (landline) the law firm Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, and Schwartz.

Upon reply of the respondent, the guy -we’ll call him Guy- asked if he could talk to Mr. Schwartz. Well, said the man on the other end of the phone, he is out for lunch and won’t be back for two hours. Guy, replied OK then, I’d like to talk to Mr. Schwartz.

The man said, Well I’m afraid he went on vacation and won’t be back for a week.
Guy, again replied, all righty then, I’d like to talk to Mr. Schwartz.
The man said, Well, he’s helping his wife deliver their baby at the hospital.

Guy, hurriedly asked if he could talk to Mr. Schwartz.

The man said, speaking.

With a little bit of a twist, credit goes to anonymous in Reader’s Digest 1980’s


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